CONFUSED TRAVELERS ON THE MOVE

HEADS UP...LOOK AT CHA...EVERYBODYS ON THE MOVE! WHERE YOU GOING AMERICA...UPTOWN, DOWNTOWN, AROUNDTOWN OR OUT OF TOWN?! WHATEVER THE CASE MAY BE, THE FACT IS, WE ALWAYS RUN INTO SOMETHING/SOMEONE THAT EITHER MAKES US LAUGH, MAKES US ANGRY, LEAVES US PUZZLED, SAD, HAPPY, AND PROBABLY (MOST LIKELY) LEAVES US WONDERING (WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON). WE ALL HAVE A STORY THAT WAS (OR STILL IS) EITHER MIND-BOGGLING OR MIND-BLOWING! THERE ARE MANY THAT I COULD SHARE WITH YOU, HOWEVER, I'LL SHARE THIS PARTICULAR ONE WITH YOU...I WAS OUT AND ABOUT, TRAVELING, ON THE MOVE. PEOPLE WAS EVERYWHERE (GOING HERE, THERE), JUST ON THE MOVE TRAVELING, GOING ABOUT THEIR MERRY LITTLE WAY (I GUESS). ANYWAY, THERE I WAS, PUSHING THROUGH THE CROWDS SOUNDING LIKE A TAPE-RECORDER (SAYING "EXCUSE ME" A THOUSAND TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN). LOOKING AT MY WATCH I SAW THAT I NEEDED TO MOVE A LITTLE FASTER TO MAKE IT TO MY DESTINATION ON TIME. I HAD TO GET ON THE TRAIN IN ORDER TO GET TO THE PLACE WHERE MY TICKETS WERE LOCATED. NOW HERE IS WHERE IT ALL BEGINS, AS I'M GETTING ON THE TRAIN TO TAKE A SEAT (SO GLAD IT FINALLY CAME), I NOTICED ANOTHER PERSON (IN THE CROWD) GETTING ON THE TRAIN AS WELL. HOWEVER, WHAT WAS UNUSUAL TO ME WAS THAT THIS PERSON HAD ON AN EXTREMELY LONG PIECE OF GARMENT, A VERY LARGE WOODEN CROSS STRAPPED ON THEIR BACK, AND A MACHET'E! LOOKING DOWN AT THE FEET (WHICH I THOUGHT WOULD BE BARE, DUE TO THE CLOTHING THEY WAS WEARING), THEY HAD ON A PAIR OF "ALL STARS" GYMSHOES! NEEDLESS TO SAY, I MISSED MY APPOINTMENT!
AMERICA, I'M CONFUSED...I'M ALL THE ABOVE: MIND-BOGGLING, MIND-BLOWING, PUZZLED...YOU TELL ME, WHAT'S GOING ON??????? DO YOU HAVE A STORY THAT YOU WANT TO SHARE (THAT HAPPENED WHILE YOU WERE ON THE MOVE, TRAVELING, GOING ABOUT YOUR MERRY LITTLE WAY) AND ITS MIND-BOGGLING, BLEW YOUR WIG BACK, OR IT JUST SIMPLY TICKLED THE CRAP OUT OF YOU! IF SO, HOLLA BACK! (PLEASE BE DISCREET WITH THE FOUL LANGUAGE- THANKS) HEADS UP...SOMEBODY HAS A STORYYYYY...TALK ABOUT IT....

TRAVELING FROM SUCCESS TO SUCCESS...

JERRY SPRINGER ON THE MOVE...UNSTOPABLE...
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE UNAWARE LET ME PUT YOU UP ON WHAT'S HAPPENING. ALTHOUGH MOST OF US ONLY KNOW OF JERRY SPRINGER AS BEING THE MAN WHO HOST THE MOST RIDICULOUS AND BIZARRE SHOW ON THIS EARTH, I MUST TELL YOU THAT HIS COURAGE, AMBITIOUSNESS, FEARLESSNESS AND ABILITY IS STILL RISING! YES, THE FORMER MAYOR(OF CINCINNATI) IS STILL TRAVELING, ON THE MOVE TO NOT ONLY KEEP AMERICA LAUGHING BUT TO ALSO SHARE HIS VIEWS ON HOW TO IMPROVE AND BRING FORTH A BETTER WAY OF EDUCATING ALL CHILDREN ACROSS AMERICA. DURING A SPEECH RECENTLY(ON C-SPAN), JERRY SPOKE ON HIS CONCERNS ABOUT THE MEDICARE SYSTEM AROUND THE WORLD-HOW IT SHOULD BE MADE AFFORDABLE FOR EVERYONE. HE SPOKE ON CHILDREN NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO COLLEGE BECAUSE PARENTS CAN NOT AFFORD TO SEND THEM. HOWEVER, JERRY ALSO SPOKE OF POSSIBLY STEPPING UP TO BE ONE OF THE NEXT CANDIDATES FOR PRESIDENT (IF INFACT NOTHING GETS DONE IN THESE NEXT FOUR YEARS). HE DIDN'T SAY HE WAS GOING TO DO SO, BUT SHARED THE THOUGHT OF POSSIBLY GETTING IN THAT RACE! WHAT DO YOU THINK AMERICA...CAN WE LOOK BEYOND "THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW" AND SEE JERRY SPRINGER AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT? I KNOW YOU'RE ON THE MOVE AMERICA BUT DO STOP AND SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS...